The announcements

Quotes from the Ragol Arms archives… ""The meaning of life by Wowbagger 2003" 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

Sherbet wrote:I have to say that's one thing I never knew about men, thank you wowbagger for your enlightening quotes.

You didn't know that men did that as well?

Yes I already know that women do that, as I stated in the Deus Ex topic I go into womens toilets and jump to look into the stalls.

nooo, how very enlightenining.

Quotes from the Ragol Arms archives… ""The meaning of life by Wowbagger 2003" 33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

For my Nephew I am that uncle, I have his nose. I keep it in a jar of embalming fluid, he still has periodic plastic surgery to make him look normal again.

Saddly the "Meaning of Life by Wowbagger" is about to come to an end there is only one more left.

Aww that sucks, know whats going to be announced after that yet?

Fenon wrote:Aww that sucks, know whats going to be announced after that yet?

Nope it’s back to random outtakes from the archives, or perhaps give it a rest for a bit. Though "games Fen has tried and played to death then dislikes" has been put forward as an idea.

Well that would keep you going for a while.

Quotes from the Ragol Arms archives… ""The meaning of life by Wowbagger 2003" 35) In every plate of chips there is a bad one.

Good one to end on, you know I had chips tonight and even though they were from a good shop, there was still a bad one.

Fun facts about pgr.

I was faster than you.
I was an ass for doing it on Sundays

Neo Chade wrote:Fun facts about pgr.

I was faster than you.
I was an ass for doing it on Sundays

It wasn’t natural, it’s not like you were noticeably quick in any other racing game.

Oh and I miss Links Golf too. Live used to be good then, we all had the same games, now there are just to many.

Not that theres too many, just fun and relaxing has gone out the window.

Now it's just endless racing games, games trying to be CoD, or really bad casual crap. Or the endless milking of dlc. There's a reason my consoles haven't seen the light of day for so long.

PGR was the only racing game in a long time I really enjoyed. I don't tend to play racing games because they are boring crap (Forza, GT etc).

Awesome quote today ......"Time to die ...."

Now i know todays quote is HAL from 2001 but it made me think of Data in the Next Generation episode Naked Now..

Lt. Tasha Yar: What I want now is gentleness. And joy... and love. From you, Data; you are fully functional, aren't you?
Lt. Cmdr. Data: Of course, but...
Lt. Tasha Yar: How fully?
Lt. Cmdr. Data: In every way, of course. I am programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.
Lt. Tasha Yar: Oh! You jewel, that's exactly what I hoped!

I remember that well, though funny at the time I felt it was out of character for data, after all wasn’t he built by a guy for company?

I know I’m speaking to an expert now and about to be shot down in flames.

Made me think of this (I'm always thinking about this)

Johnny Five: Am not human, but am a life-form, have soul. But him me killed to try.
Fred: Hey wait a minute J5, what do you think you're gonna do?

Johnny Five: Pursue! Capture! Incarcerate!

Fred: Come on now man, these are serious guys! You're not in top form, and your backup battery is all used up!

Johnny Five: I'm okay-kay, just a few biddly-biddly Bugs Bunny to work out in out in! Perfectly functionality, functionality!

Fred: Oh yeah sure, listen to yourself, you can't even talk straight!

Johnny Five: Derf, a life-form's gotta do what a life-form's gotta do. Stand aside.

"a life-form's gotta do what a life-form's gotta do. Stand aside."

Love that I might just use it one day.

Johnny 5 is alive!

Regarding Data he is essentially Pinocchio as in his dream is to be human although in the context of that particular episode it was the humans that were not themselves. And to be fair it is Tasha who takes the lead.
Probably can pooh-pooh any gay aspect at all in his creation as Dr Soongs wife was unable to have children and so being a brilliant and stark raving bonkers mad scientist type he strived to create the perfect sentient android although this pursuit inevitabally led to many errors such as the Data's malevolent brother Lore.
His role was also akin to Spock's in the original of being intrigued and curious of humanity.

Awesome - thanks Vis

*yawn*

Been what 2 weeks now with 0 change?

I think yon Announcer is lost in Skyrim.

The announcement is lies.

Now back to work announcement scum. I shall be reclining here, with a glass of scotch.

The announcement today is pretty fitting for the Skyrim fiasco that they called patch 1.2

I know it's a bit late but i was bored so et voila ze 12 days of christmuss

12 Zombies Moaning
11 Pokemon Poking
10 Borgs Assimilating
9 Rappies Rapping
8 Marios A-karting
7 Smurfs A-smurfing
6 Moomins mooing
5 Golden Sonic Rings
4 Crazy Taxis
3 Charlies Angels
2 Ninja Turtles
1 Tomb Raider

Quotes from the Ragol Arms.... " The radio at work has a high pitch sound and very few people seem to notice it, maybe I'm just a dog. "fenon 2012"

I thought after I had written that that it may end up being quoted, thought it would have been in a few years time though.

*cracks whip*
get back to work fendo!
mangement need new material faster!